World’s worst vegetarian joke


Okay. What does a vegetarian zombie say?*

Grains. Grains! GRAINS!**

*Forthwith and without further ado, I would like to extend my heartfelt apologies for the lameness of the aforementioned humor offered, exclusively and entirely, in the spirit of wholesome fun.***

** No grains were actually harmed in the making of this joke.

*** It’s been a long week. If you can do better, well, I could do with the giggle.

Happy Friday, all!

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  1. Scribbit

    Okay I laughed :) It’s better than the jokes I get around here!

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