World’s worst vegetarian joke
Okay. What does a vegetarian zombie say?*Grains. Grains! GRAINS!***Forthwith and without further ado, I would like to extend my heartfelt apologies for the lameness of the aforementioned humor offered, exclusively and entirely, in the spirit of wholesome fun.***
** No grains were actually harmed in the making of this joke.
*** It’s been a long week. If [...]
Chicken and biscuits without the chicken but with extra biscuits and a great biscuit recipe AND a great spinach salad recipe
I was never a big fan of chicken ‘n biscuits. At least not the chicken part. But I become a big fan of biscuits.
So now that the kids are back at school, the weather is hot, and no one wants to spend hours in the kitchen, here is my version of chicken and biscuits (chicken [...]
The almost vegetarian does picnic food
My husband lives for picnics. I don’t know why. Perhaps it’s the fresh air. Perhaps it’s the change of scenery. Perhaps it’s the lack of washing up afterward.
Whatever the reason, this is my ideal picnic, complete with fun lights and an amazing dessert.Eat your greensFirst, there is an enormous salad. Our farmer’s market sells pre-made [...]
The almost vegetarian and the in-law’s
When I heard this dialogue from My Big Fat Greek Wedding (Remember it? Starring and written by the very funny Nia Vardalos?) I was on the floor:
Soon-to-be-wife about her soon-to-be-husband: Actually, Ian’s a vegetarian. He doesn’t eat meat.
Greek aunt of soon-to-be-wife: He don’t eat no meat? HE DON’T EAT NO MEAT?! Oh, that’s ok. [...]
The totally best way to organize your recipes
Now that I’m switching over to an almost vegetarian lifestyle, I find I am collecting vegetarian recipes like they were candy, erm, leafy green vegetables and fresh fruit!
And, I don’t know about you, but my recipes are starting to take over the house. Why, just last week, I was thinking, “Gee, I haven’t seen the [...]
ReadyMade Magazine; ReadyMade book; the reduce, reuse, recycle lifestyle; and how to make your own indispensable kitchen tool
The thing about going the almost vegetarian route is that the almost vegetarian mindset permeates your whole life.
I read labels on boxes; I read labels in clothing. I look for food that is healthy to eat; I look for a lifestyle that is healthy to live. And I search for ways to reduce, reuse, and [...]
An amazing vegetarian recipe from an amazing celebrity chef
So I’m browsing the Web, looking for something to eat. I’m a bit hungry, a bit bored, a bit … I don’t know what. All I do know is I want something different and spectacular and, of course, vegetarian. And I found it. Thanks to Daniel Boulud.
Don’t know who Boulud is? Born and trained in [...]
Vegetarian food recipe from a Snoopy cartoon character, of all places!
Just for fun, I’ve been looking around for vegetarian celebrity food recipes. Certainly, most of the celebrity food recipes I found included meat, so that was no good. Many were for celebrities of little renown, and were is the fun in that, I ask you? And, many more food recipes (add one pound of shortening [...]
Kitchen herb garden meets kitsch meets Julia Child’s recipe for the perfect omelette
To make this almost vegetarian thing work, I have to serve tasty, tasty food. Because if it doesn’t taste good, I don’t care how healthy it is, I’m just not going to be able to get anyone to eat it.
And one of the cornerstones of tasty, tasty food is herbs. After all, imagine the difference [...]
The healthy vegetarian gift: What vegetarians like to give and receive
I needed to bring a hostess gift and I wanted to bring something nice to eat and it got me thinking: What makes a good gift if you’re a vegetarian or if the person you are giving it to is a vegetarian?
So, off to the Web I went where I scoured many a gift-giving site. [...]
